Mac: Matt's smaller than you?
Zach: Yeah he weighs 140
Mac: How much do you weigh?
Zach: 160
Mac: That's one of my dicks!
Me: You have more than... one?

Yes. That happened.
It was hilarious.

Kaylee (Rexias as some of you know her) is awesome.
Makes my day every day! LOL
I woke up shittily.
And then she sent me...
[link]
<3 much love doll. much love.

I woke up to two very loud gamers screaming, (Mac & Zach)
They need to tone that shiz down.
But then again I did sleep in their room...
but it would've woken me up in my room.
lol.
yes.
i'll do something constructive now

ohgod
i love the hump
thing
it looks so cute.
LOL